"You can call (on) me, AL!!" (and Ozzie Guillen is a moron)

We just saw -An Inconvenient Truth-. You all owe it to yourselves to see this film!

Oh wait, that't what Roger Ebert said.

ummm...let's tryyy...

I highly recommend you ALL see it, it was fantastic!

Al Gore's dime-piece makes any critic look like a moron. What can you really say? What is the point in arguing against Global Warming?

Hey, look! There's an opponent on Fox News now!

Here is my Global Warming analogy...
Take a skeptic of God. They can't see him, can't touch him...and don't believe the hype. What happens when they die? Their asses are burning in hell. I am at the pearly gates.
What happens if there really ISN'T a God? Well, everyone blacks out at death, nothing else. No loss on either side. [Except the non-believers got to have pagan orgies in goat blood. Oh well!]

Take a partisan, capitalist in-the-pockets-of-Big-Energy skeptic of Global Warming.
Do you believe them? Would you say...
"yeah...that fair and balanced guy on Fox News is right.
And everyone in the White House that is preoccupied with Iraq and gay marraige are right.
That Head of the EPA that Bush elected that used to work for the oil companies is right. It's all bullshit" ?????
What happens when you follow those people?
They better be right, or our grandkids are gonna cook or drown.
I'm not betting on those guys.

What happens if you give them a big 'fuck you'?
What happens if you decide we should protect the Earth that God gave us and Biblically told us to protect?
[Some would argue that the Bible says man has ultimate dominion over the Earth and must subdue it. To think that this means ultimate destruction is ludicrous. We would destory all mankind. It simply means God gave the Earth to us for our use. The writers of the Bible didn't really have nuclear warheads in mind.]
If Global Warming IS true, then good thing we all smartened up! [But there really is no debate. The debate is created by the politicians and businessmen. 99f the scientists have closed the book.]
If it is not true, and we PROTECTED IT...all for NOTHING...then our descendents will enjoy their world as much as we did ours. Damn, the wealthy top 5issed out on billions! Woe is me.


Now go hug and kiss each other like, as Ozzie Guillen put it, a bunch of f)(@#*$ f*gs.

Just kidding. Ozzie is a complete moron and deserves more punishment than what he got. His 'apology' was bullshit.
What if just ONE hate crime against a gay person in Chicago could be traced to someone being influenced by his words? No. Take it down a notch. What if one easily-influenced teenager thinks he is Ozzie, and simply uses the word against another teenager that he believes to be gay. That's what is wrong with it. Sensitivity training is nice and all, but Ozzie seems like the kind of guy to take 10 piss breaks and play on his Blackberry during his session. It's just a shame this has to get out in the first place. Respect to Bud Selig to take this one by the balls.(And Jay M. is no Mike Ditka. So even if Ozzie said it's not 'what he meant', it's pretty damn close. The damage is done.)
The Sox just have all kinds of shit to taint their rings with, do they not?