The grass is always less brown.

I was watching the local news today and the weather man came on. He said "this storm system will deteriorate, and that is good news!"
I love the rain (so does my half-dead lawn), so to me, this is bad news. Thank you to the weather man and his almighty weather opinion. I would prefer the storm system to rock my world, baby. I prefer hardcore, mature MILF storms to barely legal, inexperienced storms.

Then I realized that during a drought, the same weather man would say "let's hope this storm system materializes, we REALLY need the rain!"

Rain is good when we need it, but not good when we don't need it!? I suppose that is simple enough logic. At least when floods are taking away homes. However, if there are times when we DO need it, why would there ever be a time when we don't need it? We always need rain. If God satisfied our request for not needing rain, we would then need rain again. That's when the weather man says, "Hey God, we really need that rain again buddy! But keep it light. And only on weekdays. Because if it rains too much, it will ruin our weekend shopping!"