College Hunks...Hauling Junk?

No, it is not a pornography site that comes with a package of 10 other sites free.

http://www.1800junkusa.com/

It is this business, whose trucks I see around the UCF area, where college "hunks"...um... haul your junk. (I'll be you didn't guess that already.) Although the website really does look like one of those "other" sites at first glance, with the font/header and all. Not that I would know.

Well, they won't haul my junk. And if Julie called them, and I came home from class as she watched them lift boxes, as she held our daughter, well...I would probably have a talk with her. After all, I am a college hunk and perfectly capable of hauling junk.

I have always been interested in new inventions and business ideas, wondering...has everything been done? Aside from advancements in technology, it takes some real creativity to think up new ideas in 2007. When I first saw this one a while back, it was one of those "D'oh! Why didn't I think of that?" Here is another one: DOGGIE STEPS! "Hey, let's make portable stairs so aging dogs and cats can easily get onto a bed or into cars!" In this day and age, and 6.5 billion people in the world, no one had thought of this!? No one was having to pick their dog up to put them on the bed, every night, and thought...is there another way?! Simply genius.

But anyways, college dudes hauling away junk...great idea. Sure, only half of the college population (i.e.- females) and 1 out of 10 college males will call you for your services. But there is a great chance that you will get ALL of those people, which is more than any business can ever expect to get from one demographic.

On a side note, I think it would be funny if you called them and instead of a "college hunk", you get the prototypical "truck"-worker (delivery, moving, etc). Some mid-30's recovering crystal meth addict (yet looks 50), stinky and sweaty, looks like he was rolling around in dirt, and looks like he is casing your house. "Um, are you in college?" (Probably not a good idea to question his hunkness.) "What? Um, yeah...uh...business." If only they would legalize crystal meth, he could make a fortune on the prototype for his "dual-chamber, polymer-gel-grip pipe" that prevents finger-burns and ergonomical to promote carpel-tunnel syndrome.