My own "New Rules"

I haven't seen the latest Real Time with Bill Maher yet, so maybe he said this first one already...

But NEW RULE!!!

Republicans are not allowed to criticize the "Cult of Barack Obama" anymore, now that they have created their own "Cult of Sarah Palin".

NEW RULE!!
Stop using Barack Obama's "celebrity" as a put down, when the Republican hero is Ronald Reagan. An actor who was even nicknamed after one of his movie characters!

NEW RULE!!

You don't get a cookie for not aborting your baby with Down Syndrome.
You can't call yourself Pro-Life and then brag about not getting an abortion. (Or at least allowing your minions to put you on a pedestal for it.)

NEW RULE!!

Don't call yourself Pro-Life if you support wars, the death penalty, and the consumption of animals. You are a hypocrite. Call yourself Anti-Abortion.

NEW RULE!!

If you get excited over the phrase "drill baby drill", you are dumbass. Stop getting into a fervor and shitting your pants over something that both candidates are going to do.

NEW RULE!!

If Sarah Palin is SO qualified, then why is she being kept behind the curtain all this time? Should someone with so much "executive experience" need this much debriefing?

NEW RULE!!



They will protect your 2nd amendment rights, at their convenience of course...But the 1st amendment is always up for Republican debate! Especially if you want books from your local library that Sarah Palin may find objectionable. Those might have to be removed. It is for your own protection!!!
That's what I call "less government"!