Gators and Sharks, oh my...

Lately I have seen quite a few local news stories on sharks and alligators. Specifically, how dangerous it is becoming as they come into contact with humans. How dare these alligators leave their designated areas and enter into our subdivisions.

The dry weather is causing alligators to leave their usual lakes and ponds to look for deeper water. These dragons of satan are on the prowl and want to eat your puppies and babies.

Look what is in the shallow water of Florida's beaches where YOUR children swim! Sharks! Many of them. HUGE ones. With big teeth! And these hell fish want to eat your puppies and babies AND rape your white women. They must be stopped and killed, before you are next.

BREAKING NEWS: It has been reported that alligators are now smoking reefer cigarettes. Eyewitnesses say that these crazed alligators have joined the sharks in the raping of white women. Your wife could be next!


I hate this mentality that we run the earth and everywhere we settle is strictly for us, and everything else must get out of our way (i.e. - nature!). "This area needs a new strip mall. Choke on some stucco and die, stupid raccoon! My construction crew will pee on your babies!"..."We need to fly airplanes here. Get the heck out, bald eagles! Thanks for the symbol of freedom!"

If an alligator ate your baby, it is because the alligator was hungry and needed some meat. It also means there was a 80% chance you were a bad parent and weren't careful with your child in the nature wild. The other 20% accounts for...well, sometimes babies are going to get eaten by alligators. The only reason we are at the top of the food chain is because we made guns and knives. Could you kill a cow and make a steak with your bare hands? Would you tear the meat with your molars?

Don't get me started on the sharks. There is a reason we don't have flippers and gills. If you go in the water, that's not where you are supposed to be. You could get swallowed.

This is all common sense, and I shouldn't feel like some radical minority when I express that we need to live with the land.
Not on it.