Friday, May 25, 2007

Memorial Day = Remember to follow the herd!

When people have Monday off, why do they insist on flocking to the beach on Saturday? Is one day so special that you have to leave town and go someplace?

This travelling because one has a day off is ridiculous. This being the first weekend of the summer for a lot of school kids has a hand in it. But Mommy and Daddy only have Monday off work, and I am sure most aren't beginning their summer vacations. Where are all these cool places!? I am sure I wouldn't be interested, especially since most of it involves the emptying of wallets for cheap thrills.

Gas is over $3.00, and people whine, bitch, and moan...then they go drive all over the place for the weekend. If you don't like the price of gas, stop using so much of it! Big oil is laughing all the way to the bank, smoking their cigars made out of Ben Franklins, and wondering if they should ever take the ball-gag out of your mouth. Welllll, we aren't finished with your ass just yet...

Oh, and I can't wait to hear the jackasses setting off their fireworks in the middle of a drought. When did this fireworks-at-every-holiday thing start? These days I hear fireworks in all directions on Christmas. Yes, even baby Jesus is highly annoyed.

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